Heating Packs

It hurts like a flippen' gorilla just threw you against a tree 300 times then dipped you in ice water than rubbed you on a turf soccer fields than made you do the splits than never mind, in short, you hurt really bad.
What do you do about it? Well, what you want to do about it sounds kinda like this;
"Go away, leave me alone, Let me lay here and die, ughhh, i just want to curl up and sleep forever," etc etc
Well, what really happens is:
lay in bed all the day long
everything tastes really bad
you don't shower for a few days
you look like death
etc
etc

Let me introduce you to your new best friend, (drum roll)


*Le heating pack

Lets just point out some things about Le heating pack:
1. come in all colors, shapes, forms, smells, sizes, etc
2. feel like a gentle massage or warm bath
3. they ease soreness for some reason
4. they are your best friend
5. they fall into the correct shape
6. make you more flexible
7. encourage healthy circulation
 all that good stuff

So that is just great and such and I think we should all wear heating pack body suits everyday of our life and we will all be good.
 Ingrid Michaelson says, "I just want to be OK," so next time you see her tell her that Heating Packs are the way to go!

AWESOME!

Walk By Conversations

#1
(you, walking, with a goal, a destination, a purpose.)
..............................................................................
(you are still doing it)..............................................
..............................................................................
(Suddenly interrupted by,) "than it popped, and we were all like "Crap!"

so random so quick so unexpected so funny so mysterious

That my friend is a Walk-By-Beautiful-Conversation.

They create raised eyebrows, wondering minds, and snickers as you make up stories to what they were really talking about.

AWESOME!